Cookie Axiom

A study in the inscrutable irrationality of human subjectivity masquerading as data science

Behold, the scoring rubric of density

Chipticity: Ratio of chips to cookie. Higher is more. Lower is less.

Diameterness: Size of overall cookie. Subjectivity of ideal based on subjectivity.

Substancification: The Moh's scale of cookie hardness.

Overall Cookiebility: Is it a cookie? We'll see... 0 is not a cookie, 10 is a freaking cookie and a half!